I'm killing my wife and children and selling their bodies as cadavars to fund my trip home for the game!
Jim in Paisley
That's nothing, I'm swimming from norway in my kecks! With no vaseline or nothing.
Pete in Glasgow
(or if you know someone who has a cracking homecoming story, why not nominate them?)
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